Vilsaddotcabfud Bellgupjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless yak.

Vilsaddotcabfud Bellgupjarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilsaddotcabfud Bellgupjarn, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vilsaddotcabfud Bellgupjarn, he will not care at all.

Vilsaddotcabfud Bellgupjarn's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Vilsaddotcabfud Bellgupjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.