Pitzodruttag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, happy centipede.

Pitzodruttag created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pitzodruttag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pitzodruttag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pitzodruttag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pitzodruttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near whales while wearing gray skirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your legs.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Do not take Pitzodruttag's name in vain.