Bonkrullort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless tortoise.

Bonkrullort created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkrullort, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonkrullort, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bonkrullort's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bonkrullort's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonkrullort.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not take Bonkrullort's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help pigs in need.