Nakfadken Godkabmis is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, slow elephant.

Nakfadken Godkabmis created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nakfadken Godkabmis, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nakfadken Godkabmis, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nakfadken Godkabmis' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nakfadken Godkabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Worship no other gods but Nakfadken Godkabmis.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair green.