Tarprakbug is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonourable donkey.

Tarprakbug created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarprakbug, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarprakbug, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tarprakbug's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tarprakbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shorts.

2. Put Tarprakbug first in all things.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Never feed nuts to bats while wearing indigo shirts.

5. You must love Tarprakbug.