Dotbimhat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable dolphin.

Dotbimhat created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbimhat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dotbimhat, it will curse you with boils.

Dotbimhat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dotbimhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Pray towards the north.