Cithivlin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, able butterfly.

Cithivlin created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Cithivlin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cithivlin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cithivlin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cithivlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.