Bapvenrutnart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient bat.

Bapvenrutnart created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bapvenrutnart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapvenrutnart, it will laugh at you.

Bapvenrutnart's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bapvenrutnart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always obey Bapvenrutnart's priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bapvenrutnart.