Bapvenrutnart is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, sapient
bat.
Bapvenrutnart created Asia twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bapvenrutnart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bapvenrutnart, it will laugh at you.
Bapvenrutnart's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Bapvenrutnart's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry sheep.
2. Always wear mauve.
3. Always obey Bapvenrutnart's priests.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Bapvenrutnart.