Bapdunflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient jaguar.

Bapdunflag created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapdunflag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bapdunflag, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bapdunflag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bapdunflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. You must love Bapdunflag.

4. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.