Hamgadmut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent wasp.

Hamgadmut created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamgadmut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamgadmut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hamgadmut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hamgadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Hamgadmut loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about comets.