Legpakdag Didkamtab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic jackal.

Legpakdag Didkamtab created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Legpakdag Didkamtab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legpakdag Didkamtab, he will turn you into a worm.

Legpakdag Didkamtab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Legpakdag Didkamtab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Legpakdag Didkamtab on top of important buildings.