Bafjabdib Hadcunkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, vain centaur.

Bafjabdib Hadcunkip created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafjabdib Hadcunkip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bafjabdib Hadcunkip, it will turn you into a worm.

Bafjabdib Hadcunkip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bafjabdib Hadcunkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never chant in the presence of snakes.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.