Fabvonkbon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable cat.

Fabvonkbon created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabvonkbon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fabvonkbon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabvonkbon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fabvonkbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.