Madhincum is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced mouse.

Madhincum created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Madhincum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Madhincum, it will turn you into a mole.

Madhincum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Madhincum's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Madhincum.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never feed garlic to tapirs while wearing brown scarves.