Zakfumhat Sagfubquag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident dragon.

Zakfumhat Sagfubquag created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakfumhat Sagfubquag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zakfumhat Sagfubquag, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zakfumhat Sagfubquag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zakfumhat Sagfubquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about dark matter near manatees while wearing pink skirts.