Begstikbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome elephant.

Begstikbet created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Begstikbet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Begstikbet, it will turn you into a slug.

Begstikbet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Begstikbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Begstikbet.