Tenlipcemflis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating skunk.

Tenlipcemflis created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlipcemflis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tenlipcemflis, it will turn you into a tree.

Tenlipcemflis' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tenlipcemflis' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red doves for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear purple shorts.

5. Never talk about fire.