Yamarpwat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omnipotent whale.

Yamarpwat created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamarpwat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yamarpwat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yamarpwat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yamarpwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Never eat cherries.