Tafbasslim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil wren.

Tafbasslim created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tafbasslim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tafbasslim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tafbasslim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tafbasslim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tafbasslim.