Hasgantin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, temperamental wombat.

Hasgantin created water four years ago.

If you believe in Hasgantin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hasgantin, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hasgantin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hasgantin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Put Hasgantin first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.