Natsagtin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring walrus.

Natsagtin created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natsagtin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Natsagtin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Natsagtin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Natsagtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear blue shirts.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never paint your arms purple.