Damfliscuss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing gnu.

Damfliscuss created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damfliscuss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Damfliscuss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Damfliscuss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Damfliscuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.