Tailgunban is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, humane fish.
Tailgunban created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Tailgunban, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Tailgunban, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Tailgunban's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Tailgunban's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured frogs.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never write about amino acids.
5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.