Zogfedgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, generous hydra.

Zogfedgeb created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogfedgeb, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zogfedgeb, she will boil you in a big pot.

Zogfedgeb's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zogfedgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Zogfedgeb on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never hop near capybaras.

4. Never feed figs to whales while wearing violet rings.

5. Always help nematodes in need.