Sadsabfud Flamlagsom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, smart fox.

Sadsabfud Flamlagsom created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadsabfud Flamlagsom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sadsabfud Flamlagsom, he will turn you into a duck.

Sadsabfud Flamlagsom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sadsabfud Flamlagsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing yellow stockings and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Sadsabfud Flamlagsom loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.