Somtimdag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid dryad.

Somtimdag created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Somtimdag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Somtimdag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Somtimdag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Somtimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somtimdag.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.