Jatlidort is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, vain swan.

Jatlidort created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jatlidort, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatlidort, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Jatlidort's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jatlidort's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face brown.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Jatlidort on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.