Butbigbep is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident spider.

Butbigbep created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butbigbep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butbigbep, it will have a low opinion of you.

Butbigbep's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Butbigbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near doves while wearing pink boots and balancing three lead spheres on your feet.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look at planets.