Kenlipbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever beaver.

Kenlipbarn created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenlipbarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kenlipbarn, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Kenlipbarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kenlipbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never wear turquoise rings.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Always help snails.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.