Wapqueegxendib Hanyarpwip Cibrigfig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented ant.

Wapqueegxendib Hanyarpwip Cibrigfig created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapqueegxendib Hanyarpwip Cibrigfig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wapqueegxendib Hanyarpwip Cibrigfig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wapqueegxendib Hanyarpwip Cibrigfig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wapqueegxendib Hanyarpwip Cibrigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wapqueegxendib Hanyarpwip Cibrigfig's priests.

2. You must love Wapqueegxendib Hanyarpwip Cibrigfig.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Do not chop down trees.