Stiksisbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet swan.

Stiksisbeg created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksisbeg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stiksisbeg, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Stiksisbeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Stiksisbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.