Ciblunnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident finch.

Ciblunnutt created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblunnutt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ciblunnutt, she will manifest in front of you.

Ciblunnutt's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ciblunnutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ciblunnutt.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always stare at clouds.