Bus is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering gerbil.

Bus created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bus, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bus, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bus' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Bus five times a day.