Hunbogwap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing pigeon.

Hunbogwap created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbogwap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hunbogwap, it will cry a lot.

Hunbogwap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hunbogwap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Hunbogwap's name in vain.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hunbogwap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about comets.