Bedsabarfdussadmumdum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive dryad.

Bedsabarfdussadmumdum created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedsabarfdussadmumdum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bedsabarfdussadmumdum, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bedsabarfdussadmumdum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bedsabarfdussadmumdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Always take life seriously.