Tomsterlim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous mink.

Tomsterlim created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomsterlim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tomsterlim, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tomsterlim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tomsterlim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Tomsterlim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Worship no other gods but Tomsterlim.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.