Gebkammon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate badger.

Gebkammon created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gebkammon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebkammon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gebkammon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gebkammon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Gebkammon on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebkammon.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Gebkammon loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.