Fossdidbog Fossbonjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish manatee.

Fossdidbog Fossbonjarn created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdidbog Fossbonjarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fossdidbog Fossbonjarn, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fossdidbog Fossbonjarn's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fossdidbog Fossbonjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to squirrels while wearing violet corsets.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Never talk about galaxies.