Cutnarlveg Dinappvon Boglarglist is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, annoying dragon.

Cutnarlveg Dinappvon Boglarglist created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutnarlveg Dinappvon Boglarglist, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cutnarlveg Dinappvon Boglarglist, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cutnarlveg Dinappvon Boglarglist's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cutnarlveg Dinappvon Boglarglist's Holy Commandments

1. Cutnarlveg Dinappvon Boglarglist must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help mice.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutnarlveg Dinappvon Boglarglist.