Libtigort is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking hydra.

Libtigort created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libtigort, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libtigort, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Libtigort's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Libtigort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never sing near squirrels.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help manatees in need.