Gamzedwabgepjandosstab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast porpoise.

Gamzedwabgepjandosstab created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamzedwabgepjandosstab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gamzedwabgepjandosstab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gamzedwabgepjandosstab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gamzedwabgepjandosstab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Never paint your head white.

3. Never hop near hamsters.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from mauve rats, for they are unholy.