Gilnanstig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tranquil goblin.

Gilnanstig created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilnanstig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gilnanstig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gilnanstig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gilnanstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Erect eight iron sculptures of Gilnanstig on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Gilnanstig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.