Bisspoglimhenwapstikbum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty jackal.

Bisspoglimhenwapstikbum created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisspoglimhenwapstikbum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bisspoglimhenwapstikbum, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bisspoglimhenwapstikbum's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bisspoglimhenwapstikbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bisspoglimhenwapstikbum's name in vain.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured great tits.