Madjatmabwotbegbuttam Ponjampaghit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced crocodile.

Madjatmabwotbegbuttam Ponjampaghit created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madjatmabwotbegbuttam Ponjampaghit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madjatmabwotbegbuttam Ponjampaghit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Madjatmabwotbegbuttam Ponjampaghit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Madjatmabwotbegbuttam Ponjampaghit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near monkeys.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help geese.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing orange dresses and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

5. Hide from white tortoises for they are unholy.