Yakingjip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, happy bat.

Yakingjip created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Yakingjip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yakingjip, it will think nothing of it.

Yakingjip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yakingjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not take Yakingjip's name in vain.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.