Gilsinmis is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane clam.

Gilsinmis created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsinmis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gilsinmis, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gilsinmis' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gilsinmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Gilsinmis first in all things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.