Dogcudhog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident lion.

Dogcudhog created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Dogcudhog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dogcudhog, she will turn you into a rat.

Dogcudhog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dogcudhog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dogcudhog first in all things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dogcudhog on top of all buildings.