Fabfitwot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise crab.

Fabfitwot created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfitwot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fabfitwot, she will turn you into a rat.

Fabfitwot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fabfitwot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fabfitwot nine times a day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.