Mitgarjat Linfagjantargmonfosshastom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever dragon.

Mitgarjat Linfagjantargmonfosshastom created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgarjat Linfagjantargmonfosshastom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mitgarjat Linfagjantargmonfosshastom, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mitgarjat Linfagjantargmonfosshastom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mitgarjat Linfagjantargmonfosshastom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Mitgarjat Linfagjantargmonfosshastom loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mitgarjat Linfagjantargmonfosshastom.