Kartabgil is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful jaguar.

Kartabgil created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Kartabgil, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kartabgil, she will be very sad.

Kartabgil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kartabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about dark energy near horses while wearing cyan coats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.